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  • Mystery Guests

    Please stop by and say, “Hello,” if you read my words. You make my day.

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  • Players

    That play flopped like a fish on a dock.

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  • Packing

    My mom put a curse on me when I was a kid.

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  • Isn’t it sad that most of us begin the day with a lie?

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  • Testing

    he was “crushin’ on her bad.

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  • Zaftig Goddess

    Think Marilyn Monroe and the subway grate…

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  • Twirly Training

    You were flying…you didn’t need to fly into the rose bushes but you did fly.

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  • *Everlastingly-Updated

    “The mighty being is awake and doth with his eternal motion make a sound like thunder, everlastingly.” Wordsworth

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  • I will never be mother, sister, friend, or decent human of the year because of stupid Christmas cards.

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  • Hope

    Moonlight Shadow, by Gabriele Corno I meant to get the chairs under the deck before winter came, I really did. I enjoy watching the ducks and geese on the pond so much that I just didn’t want to move the chair. My chair. I moved all the other ones under the deck, that should count

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  • What?

    What? What’s wrong with you?  What’s wrong with you? Didn’t you hear me ask you first? What difference does that make? Are you going to answer me? Why wouldn’t I? What are you hiding? I’m not hiding anything? Aren’t you? How would you know? Why wouldn’t I know? Do you ever pay attention to me? Read more

  • What I Know Is True

    What do I know that’s true? I know that my family and money are important whether I like it or not. Even my sister and my brother, whom I rant and rave and write about all the time, even when I don’t like them, are all important to me. No one knows us like our Read more

  • Cabbage Stuff

    I got out the onions, cabbage, and Worcestershire sauce. I meant business. My day sucked and my socks were still wet. I’d made the decision in the car while the windshield wipers kept time to “I’ll Fly Away,” sung by Kanye West. The rapping, singing nut job of the music industry I loved to hate. Read more

  • Panty hose: To wear or not to wear?

    It’s been said that panty hose are making a comeback. For me, they’d never left. I felt undressed without panty hose on. I need that filter to hide the varicose veins, bruises, and stray hairs that cover my legs no matter how close I thought I shaved. They tend to offer a gentle shaping to Read more

  • My Mother’s Ghost

    When I open my mouth, I’m shocked that I hear my mother. I hear her voice, her words, but more than that, her attitude. I hear her cadence in my speech and the philosophy I bucked as a child and an adult. She drove me crazy with her notions of what I should and should Read more

  • My Desperate Zoo

    Mothers run a desperate zoo. That’s why we plant flowers. I have a flat and a half of red, fuschia, and orange impatiens on my back  porch waiting to dot the ground with their hues. My mom planted flowers, her mom planted flowers, and that’s how she died, weeding her Touch-Me-Nots. Grounds beautification 101, we Read more

  • Mystery Guests

    Please stop by and say, “Hello,” if you read my words. You make my day.

    Read more

  • Players

    That play flopped like a fish on a dock.

    Read more

  • Packing

    My mom put a curse on me when I was a kid.

    Read more

  • Isn’t it sad that most of us begin the day with a lie?

    Read more

  • Testing

    he was “crushin’ on her bad.

    Read more

  • Zaftig Goddess

    Think Marilyn Monroe and the subway grate…

    Read more

  • Twirly Training

    You were flying…you didn’t need to fly into the rose bushes but you did fly.

    Read more

  • *Everlastingly-Updated

    “The mighty being is awake and doth with his eternal motion make a sound like thunder, everlastingly.” Wordsworth

    Read more

  • I will never be mother, sister, friend, or decent human of the year because of stupid Christmas cards.

    Read more

  • Hope

    Moonlight Shadow, by Gabriele Corno I meant to get the chairs under the deck before winter came, I really did. I enjoy watching the ducks and geese on the pond so much that I just didn’t want to move the chair. My chair. I moved all the other ones under the deck, that should count

    Read more