Devonne Brown

The aliens are here.

How do you know?

I saw the crop circles.

Don’t be stupid. There are no such thing as crop circles.

Yes there are. It’s where their mothership lands and makes a funky pattern on the ground. See?

No. Jeb went out last night with his tractor and did that so the news truck would come. It’s a big prank, that’s all.

O please. Jeb’s tractor hasn’t worked in years. And looky here. They probed me. See my arm?

Anything could have put that mark there. You probably burnt it on the stove.

My stove doesn’t make that pattern on anything. Explain that.

Jeb’s tractor.

Look out. Here she comes!